tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2609182055455727616.post9008535241863463992..comments2023-10-06T10:31:49.972+01:00Comments on 1690 an' all thon: Fake TanProfessor Billy McWilliamshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03499032906155417947noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2609182055455727616.post-28778093619712287532009-07-22T21:44:27.850+01:002009-07-22T21:44:27.850+01:00In Lorgan, "Dervla´s Darkie Den" down Ed...In Lorgan, "Dervla´s Darkie Den" down Edward Street wull giv ye a full fake tan fer less than a 10 glass o´Bucky. S´allrite if ye doan mine axle grease perfumed with Lidl own brand fairy liquid all over yer bady. Or feg ash. Ah tried it wance an ah came oot lukin like Bishop Desmond Tootoo. Ivrybady thought ah hid bin in Portrush fir tha weekend. Result.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2609182055455727616.post-17217041355323747072009-07-19T02:41:40.579+01:002009-07-19T02:41:40.579+01:00There are definitely worse jobs to have in a salon...There are definitely worse jobs to have in a salon, e.g., Brazilians, upper lip waxing, eyebrow threading, etc.<br /><br />I had no idea that Norn Iron was so cultured. Here I was all set to go au naturel and hairy... I suppose I'll have to keep my razor and salon appointments after all.Fat Sparrowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13281847009588579898noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2609182055455727616.post-62210787881797886792009-07-18T22:38:29.064+01:002009-07-18T22:38:29.064+01:00Ah noo knaw whit espressio is. It cums in a wile w...Ah noo knaw whit espressio is. It cums in a wile wee cup, takes ages tae make, an' completely messes up yer wurk taps. Then the wife drinks but a drap o' it. Fur it is ratten, an' foreign, unlike tae.Professor Billy McWilliamshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03499032906155417947noreply@blogger.com