Iris Robinson - A half arsed tribute

The wurld shud note that ah hiv nat passed oany comments oan Iris but ah kin noo revail thit it wisnae ma fault. Ah fur yin saw nathin' in her previous political coments which indicated that somethin micht be wrang, but there ye gae.

Ah wus tryin' til think o' wurds til express ma sadness at her retirement, but cudn't. Oan the bright side, ah unveil oor new pin up. Michelle McIlveen......

Luk how her coat matches her fleg. Ah love her.