Wi' Hog Flu still rampent aboot these parts, ah thunk ah shud share this hawny advice leaflet wi' yousuns.
Especially important is the naid fur til "wat yer hans in ablow waarm runnin watter an skoosh oan runnie sope."
Nat sure fur why it his til be runnie sope, as opposed til say stiff sope, but ah'm a Professor, nae a dactur.
Nae wurd frae the museum yit, but ah knae ma richts. Freedom o' Information an awl thy'on.