Sunday, 18 April 2010

Shinner Election Broadcast - Ulster Scots Translation

Hivin' dealt wi the DUP political broadcast thing the o'er day, in the interests o' equality of esteem ah hiv put me mind til translatin' the Shinners yin as well. Ah hope this will allow the broad Ulster Scots family til make an' informed choice betwain the twa parties.


Pole

The pole is developin' interestinly. Ah hiv examined the figure thus far an' it luks like a fair lock o' oor raidership are goantae waste thar votes oan the Greens. If we take a snapshot frae oor pole at this point in time the make up o' Northern Ireland's MPs elected til Westminster wud be:

Greens - 4
Alliance - 3
Cunfs - 3
Shinners - 3
STD - 1
Others - 4

Whilst hardly scientific, it wud saim that unless Peter Rabinson raches oot tae the Ulster Scot he's in fur a quare drubbin come May 6th.

11 comments:

Old Knudsen said...

Adams that silver tongued cavalier almost got my vote .... if I had one.

Manuel said...

sweet jesus I haven't laughed that much in years....superb....

Fat Sparrow said...

Oh, that Gerry, it's a wonder that they don't have him out orating in the Gaeilge more often. Gaeilge in a Belfast accent, it's not right and it's not on.

You've really topped yourself with this one, do you still have both your knees?

USA said...

Ah Christ, the video was funny but your "poll" cracked me up. Wasting votes on the greens with the STD's winning a seat...priceless. LMAO in Philadelphia.

Professor Billy McWilliams said...

Knees are fine Sparra, luckily ah live in a staunch Ulster Scots area. Thy'on said, ah hiv upped security oan the McWilliams estate tae Code Red an' am wearing bullet proof smalls.
Ah note the Shinners hiv infiltrated oor pole. Nae shack thar then, fur they employ folk til jist that end.

Bavarian Orange Order said...

Billy, to combat the Shinners, perhaps could you provide an Ulster Scots guide to voting early and often?

Manuel said...

the UUPKNFUKUPTHRA or whatever they are called these days is beyond parody....TUV's should be a laugh all the same....

Professor Billy McWilliams said...

Ah'd tend til agree Manuel, alsae it is mair important fur a service such as this tae assist those marginalised oan the extremes of oor society, if ye get me.
If the TUV dinnae make one soon ah'm fur daein' it messel.

Linda said...

Well, knowin' that the shinners do thon "vote errly vote affen" thing, hev ye ensured that ony wan person cin vote ony wan time in yer pole?

Professor Billy McWilliams said...

Guid tae hiv ye back Linda. Aye the vote is fale safe, aside frae if ye clear yer histry an' vote o'er agin. Ah widnae put it past them.

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