Unusally ah'm fur a Friday nicht update. Mrs McWilliams is at the Anahilt Presbyterian Ladies nicht oot, an wee Billy is at his nanny's, laivin' me wi' nathin else tae dae except lie aroun' in ma undergarments tryin' tae resist the temptation o' websites the likes o' "Busty Ballymena" (When Braid Gurls git Bad).
Thus ah wis googlin' away, researchin histerical an enviromental matters, when ah came across this site - Re: Cycle Bicycle aid fur Africans . A guid cause yil agree, but whit gat me wis thar clever way o' usin' the Re: an' stickin it wi the cycle. Fur ye see it's aboot cycles and aboot recyclin'. Pure genius. This ploy shud be used by mair folk, ah wish ah'd thunk o' it messel, fur ah wud o' called this site Re:Ballicks.
Howiver it led me oan til thinkin' an' ah hiv invented til messel a braw new drinkin' game. Ah micht copyrite it, but fur the noo its called the "Make up charities an' the like wi' Re: in the name wile quick or else drink a shot o' Wullie McIlveens home made rocket fuel game". Note ye must discribe the group, an' it his tae be a real wurd, an' Irish is barred.
Ah will giv' some examples below, fur things that ah made up, fur ah hiv nathin' better til dae.
Made up things wi' Re: in them
Re: Peat - The support netwurk fur Turf Diggers.
Re: Lax - Lazy Folk Anonymous.
(Ye git the idea noo?)
Re: Populate - Anti-Condom Protest Society
Re: Member - The male ex porn star's support group.
Re: Port - Fur themuns wha live in Larne.
Re: Flex - the national union fur electricians.
Re: Putable - The Society fur Placin' Wee Things Wile Careful.
Re: Cant - The Viagra Users Association
Re: Pent - National Society fur People who cannae Control thar Anger.
Re: Late -
Re: Publican - Derry Vintners Club.
Re: Invigorate - the social club fur the girls frae "Busty Ballymena".
Ah'm sure yis kin think oan mair. Fur noo ah'm aff til Busty Ballymena, fur til see if thy'on big gurl frae the Mace is oan the nicht. Fur research puposes oany. But she is big.