Friday, 24 July 2009

Gary Linekar

Arse

http://www.bbc.co.uk/northernireland/northernexposure/

Double Arse

This is officially the maist condescendin', irritatin', turn o'er tae RTE inducin' progrmamme o' awl time. Ivry yin in the wurld shud e-screed intae the BBC wi' yin wurd... "English folk, gae bak an' feed crisps tae yer real wife ye jug eared poncy arse! Dinnae come here an' luk as smug as thy'on in a barraed sports car. Ye arse. Whit aboot Healy? Eh? Yin - Naw, Yin - Naw."

Ah'm awa tae fur til raise a people's army an' smash the state.

Agin....

Ah hiv bin drinkin', but it's a truly brock show.

11 comments:

ellie said...

I was feared for him on thon surf board, cudda ended up in Scotland wie them ears an a howlin gale agin him.

Professor Billy McWilliams said...

Wakinen' up wi' a hingover is bad enough, but findin' that yiv been bloggin' aboot Gary Linekar an' thit thars nae tae in the hoose is wurse.

Professor Billy McWilliams said...

Its even wurse agin if ye check yer emails an' find thit yiv sent yin tae the BBC aboot Gary Linekar.

Ah'm aff drink, until aboot six o'clack anyhow.

ellie said...

Bwahahaha. Excellent! I've a spare box of punjana in the press for such occaisons.

Serendipity A Pearson, Archimapologist said...

Dear Billy
I was sooo impressed to see that your academic professionalism allowed you to triumph over your horror, at watching this truly awful programme, so that you could provide a link to the website for this......

***** I can't believe they have made another series.

Thank you for providing a health warning about the dangers of watching these programmes sober - or possibly at all. I hope you recover.

What about a poll of worst-ever programmes inflicted on our hameland?

Professor Billy McWilliams said...

An excellent idea Serendipity, the oany prablem wud be thit thar is sae many tae choose betwain.

Ah will think oan a list an' see if oany raiders kin come up wi' a few. Fur a start thars....

Gie ma' Heid Peace

Thy'on panel show wi' the boy aff the hole in the wall gang.

The News.

Dander wi' Drennan

ellie said...

The Big Rickity Wheel with thon buck eejit Kielty.

Professor Billy McWilliams said...

Town Challenge

It hid Hugo Duncan in it.

John Henry said...

Magic moment from N.I. TV history:
http://ulster-bavaria.blogspot.com/2009/07/jackie-fullerton-vs-giant-haystacks.html

Professor Billy McWilliams said...

Ah hiv a hangover agin.

Twa folk hiv ticked "insultin" oan this post Dae ye think Gary Linekar his bin lukkin?

Excellent Youse Tube clip John.

Manuel said...

nearly kicked the tv in on sunday night......I did after this pile of shite came on....