Portavogie has a festival! Fur ma bruthers at it.
It hasnae a webpage oor the like that ah kin link til, but jist imagine, a festival, in Portavogie.
Instied o' face paintin' they'll hiv road paintin'.
I'm wile pissed aff ah'm in Scotland whin a shud be in Portavogie.
Ah love the Ards penisula.