Age: About 50 ah reckon
Last seen: goin' tae the video shap, prabably.
Furgat about this. In searchin' fur Jeffrey, ah thunk ah'd luk for him oan the auld facebuk. Ah foun' him, an gie him a poke, but he hasnae poked me back yit. Ah alsae foun' this fledglin' group o' concerned citizens.
If ye hiv facebuk, ye shud join......