Friday 25 June 2010

Norn Ireland Wurld Cup Bid 2018

Ah'm sure yis hiv noticed by now, the Wurld Cup is up on us, bringin' the quadrilennial delights o' the Inglis press goin' buck mental o'er things an' immense quantities o' beer. Howiver as a tap culture person ah hiv bin wurkin' behine the scenes fur til support oor ain bid til host the aforementioned tournament. Invented by nain o'er thin May McFetridge, there is a thrivin' facebuk site dedicated til bring the tournament til oor wee land, an' a hiv threw the full backin' o' the 1690 team behine it. The passibilities are endless, ah kin jist see the openin' ceremony noo, wi' massed Lambegs an' formation sectarian tauntin' til entertain the wurld. Thus ah' hiv turned ma hawn til the video makin' thing again, an' hiv bin honoured til receive the richt fur til make the official fillum.

Oh aye, an' ah've researched this. Ye hiv tae use Snow Patrol oan all fillums connected til Norn Iron fitba.

5 comments:

Old Knudsen said...

I didn't see David Rainey mentioned, you see I knew his Da so that kinda makes him famous.

Professor Billy McWilliams said...

Sorry Soren, furgat him in ma list o' greats. Ah hope we kin rely oan yer efforts fur til swing the America behine the bid.

Liam said...

"Stadia" implies a familiarity with Latin that many in the Ulster Scots community may not be comfortable with. Use "stadiums" in the local blurb and "stadia" to impress the foregners would be my advice.

Manuel said...

no mention of Casement Park....The GAA would be up for the world cup....if the money's right...


this is your masterpiece....

Daveboy said...

Dear Professor Billy,

Grand work, oul hawn. Scummin hame, scummin hame, scummin, fitba scummin hame.

Wie regards tae Liam's comment, I blame the mediums.